N: What’s the difference between a garden slug and a 2 inch long live booger?
N: But if it comes out of your nose, you should be worried!
Also, a recent conversation:
N: Mom! I had the worst bad dream last night!
Me: You did? What was it about?
N: Ok, there were all of these pencil monsters and they were just lines all scribbled with pencils and then I had Eraser monsters that could erase them. And THEN, an Eraser monster tried to erase ME! And I couldn’t get away, so I locked that Eraser monster in the closet and I used the pencil monster and drew lots of Eraser monsters that would fight on my side and then I let that bad one out of the closet and my monsters ERASED him.
And then there were these triangle monsters that were just straight lines all over. . .
. . . . It just goes to prove that he has a pathological fear of writing.