A few questions:
If you’re friends with someone on Facebook and then one day, you suddenly realize that you are no longer friends with that person on Facebook, does that mean you are dead to them? Is it the modern day equivelant to the ripping of the garments to signify the death of a loved one? Even when they are still alive. . .
If you have no idea what you did to cause your significant death on Facebook, is it bad form to email the remover and request documentation as to why you became the removee?
If your space bar on your new laptop doesn’talwaysinsertthe space when you push it, does thatmakeyourlaptop defective? Can a laptop be returnedfor a defectivespacebar?
If you spend half of your life trying to develop a relationship with a somewhat crazy relative posing as a normal relative and after all efforts to extend an olive branch (while still protecting others near and dear to you) that relative- who might be masquerading as a normal person and telling everyone else that you are insane- calls you a crackhead in a rather unexpectedly violent email, should you go ahead and rip the proverbial garments and remove them as a Facebook friend?
It’s a whole new level of conundrum. But I’m serious about the spacebar.